So, I thought up another story for you mom... |
Don't get scared though, ok? |
Once upon a time there was a beautiful Queen, an adorable prince... |
That's me...hee hee...and a big ugly pirate! Do you know what the pirate did? |
He STOLE the prince's bottle of milk!!! |
Can you believe it? |
Heh, heh...don't worry. The Daddy King caught the pirate and made him change the prince's diaper... |