| So, I thought up another story for you mom... |
| Don't get scared though, ok? |
| Once upon a time there was a beautiful Queen, an adorable prince... |
| That's me...hee hee...and a big ugly pirate! Do you know what the pirate did? |
| He STOLE the prince's bottle of milk!!! |
| Can you believe it? |
| Heh, heh...don't worry. The Daddy King caught the pirate and made him change the prince's diaper... |